More From 31SDFF and A Quick Catch-Up

The 31st Starz Denver Film Festival is more than half way over (pessimist), but the excitement is still growing (optimist). Films are screening all week with this weekend bringing the Closing Night festivities.

But, before I get into that, I want to do a quick recap of the almost seven months of time where I neglected to write about the portroid happenings. Um, OK, let's see. I went to the David Lynch Weekend in Fairfield, IA and got to hang out in a small group with David Lynch, Moby, and Donovan. I went to the Flight of the Conchords concert in Denver and met both Jemaine and Bret before the show. I saw the Swell Season in concert twice, once at Radio City Music Hall where I met Marketa Irglova. Took in a new Neil LaBute play. Met the Hamburglar. Wandered around like a homeless zombie until 3AM on a sweltering hot night in Austin, TX after attending the Spaced-Numb-A-Thon (every episode of Spaced on the big screen) and meeting Simon Pegg, Edgar Wright, and Ain't It Cool's Harry Knowles (and being the only person permitted to take photos after the show). I attended a few events hosted by the Creative Coalition in Denver during the Democratic National Convention and got my first ever official press pass (which granted me many photo opportunities). Stood next to Zooey Deschanel and Anne Hathaway at the MLK Jr "I Have A Dream" speech anniversary event. Got completely ignored three times by Spike Lee when I tried to talk to him. Had a cold and then warm response from Charlize Theron. I met my favorite living author, Haruki Murakami, in NYC. Tim Robbins made some art for me. Susan Sarandon and I talked briefly about the DNC at a Register to Vote booth. I met Tom Cruise, and my wife, Erica, kind of dissed him unintentionally. Magic Johnson put his arm around me in LA. I got to attend five different shows at the UCB Theatre and had a great time at each. Got some great photos after those performances (AD Miles, Jeff Garlin, Paul Scheer, Rob Huebel, Jonah Hill, Dave Hill, Lucy Lawless, Tig Notaro, Matt Besser, Wayne Federman, and Harris Wittels). Met Maureen McCormick, who was extremely nice. Talked to Zach Braff at an Obama rally about some mutual acquaintences. I attended a Get out the Vote Tenacious D and Beastie Boys concert and met Kyle Gass (KG) afterwards. Barack Obama got elected President!! Some other stuff happened, too, so check the update page to fill in the blanks. And now I'm attending the 31st Starz Denver Film Festival as an officially sanctioned photographer.

See? Not too much going on.

Back to the festival.

We attended a screening of Majid Majidi's new film "Song of Sparrows" and absolutely loved it. I have added his other films to my Netflix queue and recommend you do the same. Come on, just do it. I also took a new portroid of him and this one turned out very well without the magical yellow lights.




At the Big Night screening of "Slumdog Millionaire" (which we also loved), the red carpet was loaded with a lot of interesting people.

First up was Dr. Marci Bowers, who is the leading transsexual surgeon in the country and the subject of the film "Trinidad".


Next was Ari Lehman, who played the first Jason Vorhees in the Friday the 13th film series.


Richard Jenkins, who you surely recognize from all the films and TV shows you recognize him from, stopped for a quick photo and autograph. As he was signing, a woman nearby yelled out that I was going to sell it on ebay (one of the things I hate about people who yell things out (them yelling out falsehoods about me)). I'm not going to sell it (as you already know). Richard (much like Kyra Sedgwick in years past) said I wouldn't get much for it. So, to prove him wrong, bid high and bid often on the portroid of Richard Jenkins I posted on ebay (just kidding, of course). Richard received the 2008 Excellence in Acting Award.


As I was talking to Richard Jenkins, Wally Pfister, cinematographer for a lot of your favorite movies (if your favorite movies include Christopher Nolan movies), walked right by and into the event. Lucky for me, he came back out and I was able to get my portroid.


Rachael Tucker, pictured below, is my main PR contact for the festival and has been really great at keeping me informed of events and screenings. I owe her many thanks. I'll probably just write out an IOU which I'll conveniently forget about when the festival ends. In the meantime, thanks!!! You're great, Rachael!


On Sunday, we attended a Women+Film panel on Africa in Transition. I talked briefly with Abby Disney, Walt's grand-niece, afterwards and was able to get this photo. She was the producer for the film "Pray The Devil Back To Hell", which you should see. It's short-listed for an Academy Award, so you would be well-suited to beat out your colleagues at seeing it. "Oh," you could say when the nominations are announced, "I saw that documentary months ago. Brilliant." You'll be the talk of the neighborhood (even if the talk is about what a snob you are).



The festival continues through Sunday. Go to the festival website and buy tickets. I implore you! Do it for yourself. You wouldn't want people to think you aren't better than them, would you? You're better than them. I just know it!


Yay movies (and a sense of superiority)!!
Rick
portroids@hotmail.com

31st Starz Denver Film Festival - Opening Night!

Last night, November 13, 2008, marked the opening (Opening Night, in fact) of the Starz Denver Film Festival (the 31st one). The film was The Brothers Bloom, directed by Rian Johnson. I was positioned at the head of the red carpet and was able to take some fun and interesting (says I) new portroids. I'm sure you'll agree (maybe).


First off is Neil Truglio, Director of Marketing for the festival. I tried to get the red carpet in the background, which is why he is off-center in the photo, but it was dissolved into black by the quick Polaroid flash. My apologies to the red carpet.




Next up is Bill Plympton. Bill has a film in the festival. I've seen it. It's quite good. It's called "Idiots and Angels". You can see it today. In fact, you should see it today. Click here to buy tickets. It is an animated film about good versus evil, or more appropriately the good in us trying to overcome the evil, but with the evil fighting the good in every way possible. Worth a watch.




Majid Majidi is an Oscar nominated director from Iran. He has two films in the festival this year. "Children of Heaven" is the film which earned him the nomination and it screens tonight. Buy tickets. His new film, "Song of Sparrows", screens tomorrow (November 15). I hope you already have tickets, though, because it is sold out. I have mine (bragger).

I took a portroid of Majid Majidi last night and, as you can see below, it came out with a yellow aura with some trailing lights. I don't think there were actually any lights in the background, so this is just some sort of filmic magic that follows Mr. Majidi around (my guess (highly educated)). I may take another portroid of him tomorrow to test my theory, but I would kind of hate to be proven wrong. No other pictures in this cartridge had this effect.




Ron Henderson (pictured with his wife, Judy) is the founder of the Starz Denver Film Festival. He served as artistic director for 30 years. He is now the Senior Program Consultant. I spoke briefly with his wife about the discontinuation of Polaroid film. We lamented together. She called me an artist, so she is my new favorite person (until someone else says something nice about me). Thanks, Judy. And thanks, Ron.




Rian Johnson, who you may know as the director of "Brick", was the star of the night. His film "The Brothers Bloom" was the Opening Night event. He spent his younger years in Denver and still has family here. His mother, father, and brother were on the red carpet as well. His new film is a comedy about two con-men brothers and their heiress mark. You'll have to wait until it hits theaters to see it, because unless you were there last night (or unless you have a time machine (in which case I need to cut some sort of deal with you to borrow it for a quick trip back to 1984 so I can tell my then-self to use the restroom before Science class on that one day when it would've saved me some embarrassment (minor))), you won't have a chance to see it at this festival. Go see this movie (if you like fun movies about con-men and their shut-in heiress mark filmed in beautiful locales around the world), and seriously, let me know about the time machine thing. Thanks.




That's it for last night.

Tonight I am going to see Darren Aronofsky's new film "The Wrestler", starring Mickey Rourke. You, too, can see it, if you buy tickets. I am also considering hanging around for the midnight premiere of the documentary "His Name Was Jason: 30 Years of Friday the 13th". The first Jason, Ari Lehman is expected to attend (plus additional special guests). If you're a Friday the 13th fan (and I know you probably are), you wouldn't miss this.

See you at the movies in the aisle seat (I think that's some sort of catchphrase),
Rick
portroids@hotmail.com

31st Starz Denver Film Festival begins this week

This week marks the beginning of the 31st Starz Denver Film Festival, and portroids.com will be there to capture it all. Or at least some of it. I hope it will be the parts you, the reader and portroid-admirer, will appreciate. I do it for you (and me (mostly me)).

If you live in Denver, or plan to be here over the next few weeks, go to denverfilm.org and buy your tickets for some of the great films the festival is screening this year. You pretty much cannot go wrong with any choice. I've screened a couple of the films so far and they are excellent. I'm not going to tell you what they are because I want you to make your own choices. It will help you grow as a person.

I've attended the festival for the past few years and have been lucky enough to meet and photograph many attendees. This year, I will be involved in a more official capacity, so hope my trend of providing a visual experience to the world via web will be that much more fulfilling.

Here are the portroids I have taken from the previous years (if you're interested):

2007 30th Starz Denver Film Festival


Jason Reitman and AnnaSophia Robb at the Juno screening


2006 29th Starz Denver Film Festival

David Strathairn and Andrew Walker at the Steel Toes screening


2005 28th Starz Denver Film Festival

Ang Lee and Annie Proulx at the Brokeback Mountain screening


Philip Baker Hall at the Duck screening


Matt Mulhern at the screening of his film Duane Hopwood


2004 27th Starz Denver Film Festival

Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick at the after party after Kevin won the Cassavetes Award


Soleil Moon Frye at the screening of her documentary Sonny Boy


Morgan Freeman at the screening of the documentary Blues Divas



This year promises to be awesome (if you believe promises (which I do)). So, I'll see you all this Thursday, November 13, 2008, at the red carpet for the Opening Night film The Brothers Bloom. I'll be the guy with the Polaroid camera.

-Rick
portroids@hotmail.com

VOTE!! (Today)

Today is one of the most important days in your life. Even more important than the birth of your child (sorry, it's true). Even more important than the one time you did something good in sports that your dad was proud of (yep, bigger than that). Even more important than your wedding, first job, second job, first kiss, first million dollars earned, and even more important than the day you first found this website (unbelievable, but apropos).

Today is Election Day!! Today is the day you vote into office the next President. Our country (and for those of you in countries other than the United States - "our country" in this example, and only in this example, does not mean "your country", though it will likely have an effect on your country, our decision) is ready for a change. We're all wanting it. We're all needing it. And this time, we're all making a stand and demanding it.

I'm not going to tell you who to vote for (Barack Obama), but I will tell you who I voted for. I voted for Barack Obama. And you should too.

I have a ton of other things I should've been writing about over the past few months, but they can all wait until tomorrow when we have a new President. Barack Obama.

Vote!

Rick

portroids@hotmail.com

International Phenomenon (and nakedness)

Over the past few years I have received many emails from around the world. Places like Russia! Italy! Wyoming! Other places!

This site has been commented on in blogs and websites from even other places around the world. Places like Japan! Poland! Spanish-speaking country!

But, even with this foreknowledge, I wasn't prepared for the global reach that one month of internet tracking revealed. As previously mentioned (you know, before this mentioning), I added an analytic tool to every page on the site (one month ago). This tool gives me a look at all manner of data. Mostly geographical location, popular pages, keyword searches, etc.

I've had access for years to search terms that have lead people to my site, and I am still somehow surprised that my most frequently hit searches are "chester the molester" and "Wendi McLendon-Covey naked" (or a wide variety of most of the female celebrities I have portroided with a "nude" or "naked" qualifier). This blog can only increase my frequency of receiving these quality results. I have no naked photos on this site (not true (Naked Cowboy (not really naked) and a blurry old-timey bathtub shot (blurry old-timey penis))).

Anyway, back to how International and worldy portroids.com actually is. In the past month, I have had visitors from 54 countries and all but 4 United States (what's up Alaska, Wyoming, Vermont, and South Dakota? Do you hate portroids, effective late March to late April 2008?).

That might not seem like a lot of countries compared to a much more popular site, but to me with my little project of Polaroid portraits, it means something that an Icelander who is searching for "Maria Thayer nude" has taken the time to click on my link and looked at Maria Thayer clothed.

It's really comforting that a Micronesian and a Tunisian and an American and a Serbian and a Brit and a Slovakian have all individually congegrated in the small world of the internet with similar aims, similar desires, similar global concerns ... Random Female Celebrity Naked.

I'm happy to have been given the opportunity to disappoint.

Keep clicking, Earth!

Love (fully clothed),
Rick
portroids@hotmail.com

Truth (This Side Of)

In the coming weeks, I have a few subjects I plan to discuss. Not least amongst them is the international phenomenon that is portroids.com. Nor second least, my secret weapon to combat the imminent death of Polaroid film. And third important (a.k.a. least), just, you know, some random blathering.

Today, though, I want to direct your attention to some portroid connections in a new film project that has captured my rapt interest. It is a movie written (co) and directed (co) by Ricky Gervais and Matt Robinson. It is currently being filmed in Lowell, MA.

It's called This Side Of The Truth. You should totally go see it (sight unseen) when it gets released. Probably late this year (no evidence of this) or early next year (also unfounded). You're going to love it (you know, why not?).

Ricky has been writing a blog on his website to track the creation of the film. Again, this is the kind of thing you should find time to enjoy. Give yourself a treat (cookies, maybe) and go to Gervais's This Side of the Truth blog. *

*while you're there, please check out his wind-up of the infamously round-headed Karl Pilkington in this additional Monkey News blog.


So now, just to show you I wasn't a liar a few paragraphs ago when I said this film has some portroid connections, check out the cast:

Ricky Gervais


Louis CK


Jennifer Garner


Jeffrey Tambor


Jason Bateman


Christopher Guest - I don't have a portroid of him. I did "meet" him once though. Sort of. We crossed paths on a stairwell and I gave him a huge idiotic smile and nodded my head happily. He looked back at me like I was an idiot. I then saw him later, standing in the same hotel lobby looking unapproachable, and so I did not approach him, love him though I do.

And, um, a bunch of people I haven't met (but who I love): John Hodgman, Tina Fey, Rob Lowe, Jonah Hill, Patrick Stewart, Stephen Merchant and Shaun Williamson (cameos).

Also, just because he's mentioned and pictured in Ricky's blog, I'll include Rob Steen in my portroid connection section:


OK. That's it. Go see this movie whenever it comes out. Follow along in Ricky's blog. Put up Karl Pilkington posters in your town* (* see * above).

Truthfully Yours (sort of),
Rick
portroids@hotmail.com

Gained In Translation

In my typical online vanity search, I came across this Polish Beastie Boys page that mentions portroids and posts my Adrock and MCA Polaroids. Attempting to read what was written, I ran the text through a Polish-English translator. The result is my new favorite full-circle meta description of what I do:

Dwóch members ex batches Beastie Boys Adam Horovitz as well Adam Yauch stays photographed on Denver. Rick "creature, who desponded to coinage Portroids draw at sight ". Drive-in-bank drafts collection photos as well autographs artist on various spot. Thereof offering there is room to sight herein : http://www.portroids.com/celebrities.htm


- Creature who desponded to coinage Portroids draw at sight
portroids@hotmail.com

The State and Portroid Affairs

There are some general housekeeping things I have been meaning to address. I'm not only talking about the dirty dishes in the sink (but seriously, you should do something about those. They stink.), but more so about bad links, out-dated pages, and a general inconsistency of page-style. I'm sure you all check the website to which this blog refers ( http://www.portroids.com/main.htm ) almost daily to see who is newly posted. But if not, shame on you. I'm ashamed of you (big time!).

This past weekend, I spent many an hour cleaning up every page (only to discover today that I still need to re-do some of it (dag!)), adding adlinks, texting images (for better searches), and posting updated internal links at the foot of every page. I also added an analytic tool so I can better know my visitors (nice to meet you (well, some of you, at least).

Another thing I have been delinquent in reporting is why the Year 5 images look so much better than every prior year. I updated my camera. Actually, I back-dated my camera. My Spectra 1200FF, whose design I truly love, was becoming inconsistent (sometimes it just wouldn't work when I tried to take a picture (embarrassing!)) and the photo quality was turning into crap. I did some research and settled anew upon the Spectra Pro. I LOVE IT!! It can do multiple exposures, manual focus setting, and other things, too. The best part is the crispness and clarity of the Polaroids. I should've started with this five years ago. Instead, for four years you got off-center, blurry, half developed messes (occasionally, at least). My apologies in arrears.

As you also know, I decided not to set any goals in Year 5. I just wanted to see what would transpire if I didn't limit myself to a fast rule. Well, my friends (best friends, I hope), a goal I set in Year 3, and then re-enacted for Year 4, has manifested itself in Year 5, times 6!

Year 3 Goal: An unportroided member of The State (I have 5 of 11 already)

I asked/hoped to add just one more State member to my collection of Polaroid portraits, but alas I have, in one fell swoop, accomplished the complete series. All six remaining unportroided members (yes, even Todd Holoubek who left the group in 1995) have now been portroided!

"But, who or what are The State?" you ask. "Get out of my face, you ignorant turd!" I basely reply to your ignorant turd of a question!

The State were/are a comedy group that had a show on MTV in the early/mid 90s. They are the most influential comedic influence in my life (and that of many of my friends) and they are the benchmark to which all else is judged (harshly).

As I stated, I had met, previously, 5 of them. Most frequently, the members who formed Stella (Michael Showalter, Michael Ian Black, and David Wain). I also had the chance to meet Tom Lennon and Ben Garant in Aspen four years ago at a Reno 911 Live event. I saw Kerri Kenney-Silver at that same event, but did not get the chance to talk to her. And if we're keeping track, I used to see Kevin Allison all the time on Varick Street where I lived in New York (but, again never talked to him), and I would see Joe Lo Truglio at many Stella shows and a few times on the street in SoHo (but, as you may've guessed, I did not talk to him).

Anyway, recently The State has reunited for a couple shows in Los Angeles at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre and we were there. It was .... awesome! Just seeing everyone together again (minus Showalter and Black (though they sent along a video)) was amazing. I've already recapped the show elsewhere, so I will save you the boredom (not boring).

After the show(s), I got the chance to meet everyone.

Erica, my wife (as you know), went around and got them all to sign our book (State by State with The State) and video (Skits and Stickers). Here are some pictures if you don't believe me:





And here are the portroids I took:

Ken Marino, my favorite State member (sorry everyone else), was absolutely the nicest and most gracious person you could ever meet. I told him I really liked the move Diggers (which he wrote, produced, and starred in). He was very appreciative and sincerely thanked me for saying that.

Joe Lo Truglio. You know, very funny, great guy.

Kevin Allison. I didn't get to interact with him, but briefly. He was friendly and cool, though.
Thomas Lennon. Hilarious. He was a bit in a rush because it was between shows, but he took the time to pose for me. After the second show he was more relaxed and interacted with all the fans and was just incredibly great.
Michael Patrick Jann. Was confused as to why I wanted a picture just of him, but after I explained portroids to him, he was cool with it. He also was kind enough to get a T-shirt from the backroom for me. Now, that is amazing. I was impressed with how far these guys went for their fans (they handed out T-shirts that said "I didn't get into the State reunion" to everyone outside who couldn't get in.
Kerri Kenney-Silver. She's the greatest. Very nice. This is probably my favorite portroid of all time.
Todd Holoubek. Talked to a group of us about why he left the show (to pursue his education) and what he has been up to since then (rocket science and teaching). He also introduced us to some of his students that were in attendance. I took one Polaroid and he shook it for awhile and it looked like it wasn't going to develop, so I took another. Both developed. You can see them both on the main site.
Robert Ben Garant. I saved this one for last because it was my favorite interaction. I went up and asked Ben if I could get a quick picture. I then mentioned that I met him a few years ago in Aspen and got his picture there. He remembered. He described the portroid I took then. We talked about how he had a mustache in that one. He re-created the pose so I could have one without a mustache, too. We shook hands and he said it was nice to meet me ... again.


Well, that's it. A Year 3 goal accomplished two years later!!

- Rick

portroids@hotmail.com

NOOOOOoooortroids!!

As I am sure you've all heard, Polaroid has decided to no longer make film for it's Polaroid cameras. The digital age has finally killed the art of instant Polaroidery. Curse you and your binary pixelation, digital age!

I was alerted to this news from all points on the globe, from England to Seattle to right here at home (by a total of three people (from where, I will never tell)). They (the Polaroid Corporation) are closing their Massachusetts plant and expect to run out of film by 2009. What does this mean for portroids? What do you think it means? It means death. It means a hard end-date. It means the world shall mourn the loss of this venture so revered by one and all*.

*"all" is an overstatement. Overstating like three or four people total.


Anyway, to celebrate all that Polaroid film has given us by way of opportunity for taking pictures of ourselves, our friends, and more importantly our celebrities, I'd like to point you in the direction of a few other places online to appreciate the art of celebrity Polaroids:

http://www.portroids.com/celebrities.htm (my site, of course)
http://www.roidrage.com/ (a great site run by Jeremy Kost)
http://www.hennygarfunkel.com/ (signed Polaroids by Henny Garfunkel)

Please send any more links to me at portroids@hotmail.com and I will include them.


In the coming days, I will also be adding a new gallery to showcase celebrity Polaroids collected over the years by Steve Bannos. He's got some very cool ones and I think you will really enjoy it. That's what I think, anyway. Look for it soon!


So, unless some other manufacturer steps up to start producing film, you can expect about another year of portroids. Maybe more if I can stockpile and hoard film in my freezer. Goodbye, freezer-burnt ice cream. Hello, 2010 portroids!!

Photerminally Yours,
Rick
portroids@hotmail.com

PE Concert Photos - Boulder, CO - Oct 25, 2007

DJ Lord:

Griff and the S1Ws:
Chuck D and James Bomb:
Flavor Flav!:

The Hard Rhymer:
Flavor in the spotlight:

Clocka Rocka:
Flavor Flaving Around:

Public Enemy:
Chuck and Flav:
D and Flavor:
PE:
Yeah Boyeee:

Year 5, Boyeeeeeee!!!

I've been sick for the past week. That's my excuse (I know you love excuses). That's why I haven't written about the kick off to Year 5 for portroids. I know the die hard portroid fans will have already discovered all there is to discover about what has happened in Year 5, but for you fair-weather fans, here is the update ...

In 1988, when I was 15, I attended my first* concert. It was me, my sister, and my uncle, and we went to see Run DMC, DJ Jazzy Jeff and The Fresh Prince, JJ Fad, EPMD, and a group that I had not yet heard, but who would become from that day, until like ten-ish years later, my favorite ... Public Enemy.

That show changed my young life. PE T-shirts, posters, cassettes, cassingles, 12" vinyl, hats, cds (later) et al defined who I was. My yellow Sony Walkman 9 times out of 13 was playing Public Enemy.

Since 1988, I have not seen Public Enemy perform live. I have tried (and failed), but never succeeded (thus the previous statement of "and failed"). That is, until last Thursday, October 25, 2007.

I would love to go into every detail, but I've been informed that is "boring", so I'll just say that 19 years of fandom culminated in one absolutely awesome experience. Front row. Shaking hands, slapping five, punching it in with Chuck D, Flavor Flav, and Professor Griff while they perform the classics of my lifetime. Two and a half hours of pure entertainment.

After the show, I hung out for a little while because the guy at the merchandise booth said they often come out and sign autographs, but not this night. As I left, satisfied in the show, to walk to my car parked behind the theater, I noticed some people hanging out by the back alley door. I joined them and within a few minutes out came Professor Griff.

Griff was quite literally the friendliest person and he hung out and talked to the small group for about ten minutes. He was hesitant to let me take a portroid of just him, due to it seeming vain, but he agreed as along as we took a picture together, too.

Chuck D came out next and signed everything for everyone and was very cool. He signed some clocks for some people and then when the few guys who had them expressed disappointment at missing Flavor (Flavor Flav had come out very quickly and went straight to his waiting Hummer H3 - because he had his new baby with him), Chuck said "He loves this. It's his thing" and then walked the clocks over to Flavor's H3 and passed them in through the window to have them signed. The best part is that these guys had all taken the wall clocks from their workplaces. I really hope they hung them back up the next day signed by Chuck D and Flavor Flav.

Here's my Chuck D portroid ...

I also got portroids of DJ Lord (who replaced Terminator X in 1999)

and original S1W James Bomb ...

I took some pictures during the show, but I'll post those in a separate entry.

I just want to say one more thing ... if you have ever had an affinity for Public Enemy, you should really listen to their new song "Harder Than You Think". You'll be doing yourself a favor (and those are the best kinds of favor (fav)).


Rick
portroids@hotmail.com


* my actual first concert was the Monkees reunion tour at a supper club, but that's really not as cool as saying it's Run DMC and Public Enemy.

Ummmm ...

I just noticed that my entire website has been deleted.

I hope to have it restored soon.

I got my first Year 5 portroids last night. They are awesome.

See you soon (I hope),
Rick
portroids@hotmail.com

F for Effort

Today is the fourth anniversary of portroids. yay.

If you're wondering why I am less than thrilled, it is because I was short 24 States in my big "portroid of someone born in every State" goal I set a year ago. That is, in any method of scoring, a failing grade. I am a failure at portroiding people born in the Midwest and the South and like the upper Western middle-area. Absolutely rubbish at that.

Anyway, hooray.

I don't think I'll set any goals for Year 5, which starts tomorrow.

I have one other portroid to post in Year 4, but don't worry, he was born in New York, so ... unusable for my goal-oriented purposes.

See you next year (portroids fiscal),
Rick (goal inept)
portroids@hotmail.com

Profile Image Update

Jasper Redd is no longer using his portroid as his main profile image on myspace ... but Doug Benson is (at least for now).

Hooray (at least for now)!

Rick
portroids@hotmail.com

Sept 3, 2007 - Bumbershoot Day 3

Oh, I forgot to mention that we went to Flatstock on Days 1 and 2 (but not 3). It was very cool. Rock concert poster art. The artists were there presenting their work. It, like I said, was very cool.

Day 3

Breakfast with Carl again. And his wife, Miwa. I got her portroid (did you doubt it?). We went to Orange Julius (or so I thought (it was really Julia's (sans Orange (I had orange juice)))). After eating, they dropped us off at the festival, as we had an event we were excited to see ...

[title intentionally left out] - venue unlisted
This was one of those things we were really looking forward to that ended up being not good. At all. It was awkward and uncomfortable and we left halfway through. I wish it wasn't the case, but it was.


... but the good news is that due to leaving that event, we happened to catch another event randomly that we loved ...

The Bad Things - Wells Fargo Stage (Northwest Court)
I'm not quite sure how to describe them, but I'll try: gypsy rock, junkyard polka, old timey traveling circus musicians, fun as hell. It's the only CD we bought on premises. Look them up and give them a listen. Try their official page or myspace. You know, if you want.


I got portroids of four of the seven band members. Why only four? I have no idea. They were all there and available. Leaves me something to strive to complete in the future.

See them here:

Jimmy the Pickpocket
Stanislav the Gypsy
Madame Miss Funi
Captain Panto


We had planned to check out more comedy in the afternoon, but instead we met up with Carl and Miwa again and went to Alki Beach. On the way out, we caught The Blakes on Sound Transit Stage. While just walking by, I ascertained that I would give them a listen later. I bought a song on iTunes, so that's proof right there that I didn't lie to myself (on this account).

As you may've noticed, the last seven or so portroids have a different "look". It's due to old film. It's becoming harder and harder to find Spectra film for the Polaroid, and when I do it is usually already expired. This particular batch expired in 2005, yet I only just recently purchased it. In anticipation of seeing The Frames later this day, and not wanting to have the portroids turn out badly, I, against Erica's advice, wasted the last five pictures in this cartridge by randomly pointing and shooting. I then reloaded with what I thought was a newer cartridge (it was actually older).

We returned to the festival in the 6 o'clock hour and found a spot in the grass for ...

The Frames - Sound Transit Stage (Broad Street)
I think I've already given my assessment of this band in a previous post, but I will just reiterate that they are amazing (especially live). As one reporter noted about this show (I paraphrase), "it was cinematic." I agree. It's a perfect mix of quiet soulful music that crecendoes into all-out kick-ass rock. Lend them an ear (yours, preferably).


There was supposed to be a post-show signing post-show, but the lady manning the FYE tent said there would not be. Something about the band having to catch a plane. Instead of getting very sad and moping and walking hang-doggedly home, I went over to the stage entrance exit and hung out. You never know, right?

Within a few minutes, Glen Hansard came out and signed autographs for everyone waiting there and talked to them about upcoming shows, the movie Once, and other topics. I asked to take his picture, and he agreed (as most people do). When he saw it was a Polaroid, he started scratching around the edge of it and asked me if I ever do that. He explained that it makes it look really cool when it develops. He wasn't sure if it would work due to it usually taking a harder scratching, like that made with a key, or stomping on it on the ground. I took one more picture and thanked him and left.

After I had walked away, I pulled out the picture to see how it was developing. It wasn't. Not well, anyway. This film was well past expired and barely registered but a ghostly image. Oh drat!

I scanned it anyway and put it through a filter in Photoshop. I also "created" a new portroid from the other picture I took. I hate to do that. I really do, but I also hate to lose out on a cool portroid.

This was my final Bumbershoot shot, the true portroid taken:




- Rick
portroids@hotmail.com

Sept 2, 2007 - Bumbershoot Day 2

I forgot to mention that on Day 1, we went by the FYE tent and found out that the majority of the bands (with the exception of Mainstage acts) do signings after the performances. Portroids gold mine!!!


Day 2

Breakfast with Carl, as promised. Then he went home for about an hour and we went back to our hotel, where we saw Janeane Garofalo getting off the elevator. Same story as other stories: I already had her portroid, so we didn't stop her to have a good old fashioned chat.

Carl called to say he was on his way, so we went down to the lobby and ran into Kristen Schaal and Todd Barry. She said hi to us. He acted like he didn't know who we were (which he did not). I didn't ask if I could get his picture, and feared I'd regret it (I didn't (ultimately) regret it). Carl arrived and then Erica left us and skipped out on the festival in order to go meet with a friend she hadn't seen in 18 years (some friend, eh? (I said "eh" because she's Canadian)).

So, Carl and I went to Bumbershoot on our own.

The Trucks - Sound Transit Stage (Broad Street)
Whoa! No lead in? Nope. We came across The Trucks before we even got into the festival grounds, as the stage borders the sidewalk outside the fence. From there we not only heard some rocking sounds, but also saw some under-ass of one of the girls in her hotpants onstage from backstage. I think it was the one girl who is missing a front tooth. I might be wrong. You never know. They rocked, from what I could tell in passing.


We wandered around, killing time (too much time, by the way) waiting for the first comedy show to start that we wanted to see. We went back to the Sound Transit Stage and visited the FYE booth for The Trucks' post-show signing (I was scouting it out, so I would know where to be for The Frames' signing the next night). I did not get portroids of the ladies. Sorry if that was your fondest wish. You should've said something before. Now it's too late.

Walking to the next line, I saw who I could swear was comedian Doug Benson (not on the schedule) coming from the Mainstage VIP area. I wasn't certain, though. We arrived at our next line ...

Craig Baldo, Janeane Garofalo, Al Madrigal - Comedy Stage North (Intiman Theatre)
Yeah, um, we didn't get in.


So we went to ...

The Stockholm Syndrome (3 short films from Sweden) - 1 Reel Film Festival (McCaw Lecture Hall)
I rather enjoyed the two very intense, somewhat confusing as to the message, films we stayed to watch. The first was about Elvis (not the real Elvis, an Iranian kid named after him) and this Nazi dude who babysat him for a day (Oops, spoiler!). The next was about a heavy-metal-loving war photographer who doesn't get involved who gets involved and gets killed. The one guy also shoots a lot of dogs in Rwanda (Spoiled, too (My deepest apologies, but what's done is done (Vader is Luke's dad (Head's up.).).).). Both short films were beautifully filmed, says I.


We left before the third short, a cartoon, to go to ...

Brent Weinbach, Fred Armisen, Eugene Mirman - Comedy Stage North (Intiman Theatre)
We got in line very early for this, so we assured ourselves we'd get in. We did not disappoint ourselves. Once seated, the show started. The host: Doug Benson! I knew it!!! I pat myself on my back (not literally). He told a series of funny jokes, and we laughed accordingly. Then Fred Armisen came out. I had seen him perform before. He's a funny guy. He doesn't do typical stand-up. He does character pieces and, what I consider, deconstructive bits. This was one of the latter. I thought it was funny. I think the audience was split. Not for me to say. Next up was Brent Weinbach. I hadn't seen him perform before, but I was looking forward to it due to great reviews from people whose comedy tastes I appreciate. He did not disappoint. He was hilarious. Not much of a review, I know, but it's hard to do without giving away the jokes (I had no problem spoiling the short films, you'll recall (screw you)). Next was Fred Armisen again. Remember what I said about his comedy style before? This was the former. And again, funny. Especially the Q&A after. And finally, Eugene Mirman. I am a big fan of Eugene. He always makes me laugh. He did a few jokes I'd heard before, but mostly it was new material (to me). I was very pleased overall with this collection of comedians. Very pleased indeed!


Right after the show, Carl and I wandered around the lobby. We saw Fred Armisen talking with some people by a door. When you see super famous celebrities talking to people by doors, you know they either just came out of it or are going into it or just happened to be standing near it. That is for certain! We looped around to the other side of the theater to see if there were any other doors for people to stand by talking, and there weren't. We walked back, intent on asking Fred if Brent (who as of then was unportroided) would be coming out that very same door. We didn't get the chance to ask. Brent walked out that door. Boom! I called it, right? And he wasn't alone. He was with Jasper Redd. Jackpot! Two awesome comedians in one fell swoop. I asked if I could take each of their pictures and they agreed it would be acceptable. We talked for a few minutes and I shook Brent's hand (a few times (once as a misunderstanding)).

You can find their portroids here and here.

Note of Interest: I had seen Jasper perform once in New York, opening for Patton Oswalt at Caroline's (the night I took Patton's portroid). Also opening that night was Eugene Mirman. Anyway, that wasn't the note I intended. The note I intended was to point out that as of right now (and this could change at any moment, so don't hold me liable), Jasper Redd is using his portroid as his profile image on his myspace page. That is pretty cool, I think.


We attempted and failed to go see ...

Anthony Jeselnik, Kristen Schaal, Jonathan Coulton - Comedy Stage North (Intiman Theatre)
Attempted ... and failed. I'd seen two of three of them previously, so while I was sad, I wasn't devastated. Just sustained partial collateral damage.


As previously mentioned, Carl was the very first portroid back in 2003. It was due time he had a follow-up, so if you want to see it, you can do so here.

If you recall the events of Bumbershoot Day 1, surely you will recall that we were denied ingress to the Michael Ian Black/Todd Barry show. With this in mind, we planted ourselves in line 2 hours early and waited. Erica rejoined us with her long lost friend in tow. I took her portroid, of course.

Suffice it to say, our next show was ...

Michael Ian Black and Todd Barry - Comedy Stage South (Charlotte Martin Theatre)
The host once again was our old friend Doug Benson. He did some different jokes from the previous time we saw him that day, and that was pleasant. They were funny, as expected. Next up was Todd Barry. Todd, if you haven't seen him (and even if you have), has a deadpan style. Not like Steven Wright's deadpan, but more like a sarcastic deadpan. Does that make sense? Of course it does. And he's hilarious. A regular laugh riot. You really missed out if you missed his show. Big time. I'm very sad for you. I'm also sad for you for missing Michael Ian Black. I've been a fan of Mr. Ian Black since, well, since before you were born (if you were born after 1993), so I'm a little biased in his favor when I report that he was fantastic. I hadn't seen his stand-up before, so it was mostly new material for me. I'd tell you every joke if you wanted, but I know you don't want that, so I won't. Ever. So don't ask.


After the show, Doug and Todd were waiting for us in the lobby. Not "us" specifically, but "us" collectively. If you want to know if I took their portroids, the answer is ... yes.

DOUG and TODD.

If you want to know if I took Michael Ian Black's portroid again, the answer is ... no. He either skirted out the side door or skorted quickly past the crowd. It's what he does. As Todd Barry commented, "Who is he? Wayne Newton?"

That's it for Day 2.

One day more!

Rick
portroids@hotmail.com

Sept 1, 2007 - Bumbershoot Day 1

As promised (never promised), here is the breakdown of my experiences at the Bumbershoot (umbrellas not permitted (not needed, either)) event in Seattle (Washington (USA)).

Day 1 (as mentioned in the title)

The first order of business was to scout out the festival grounds and familiarize ourselves with the layout. Get a feel for the place, you know? (of course you know, you're not stupid) We checked out the Indie Market, the food vendors, the various stages, the potential bottlenecks, fastest routes for between shows, etc.

One of the coolest things is that there are a lot of outdoor stages, where, when walking by, you can overhear various styles of music that may or may not draw you in. Some may repulse you, some may pull you (pending tastes). It's like you're a pinball in a magnetic field with constantly alternating polarity. Sort of like that. I should've said "sort of" up front. My apologies.

Anyway, it was in this way that we came across the first band that we were drawn in to ...

The Cops - Sound Transit Stage (Broad Street)
Neo-retro punk. High energy. Awesome. We stuck around for a few songs. Liked what we saw. I will buy some of their stuff on iTunes. You should give them a 30 second listen to see if they are for you. That's my recommendation. Just kind of feel it out, and then get super into them.


From there we walked to the Mainstage to get ready for The Shins. There was already a concert in progress ...

Crowded House - Samsung Mainstage (Memorial Stadium)
As I overheard someone unoriginally say "it sure is a crowded house for Crowded House." I grit my teeth. Look, you already know Crowded House, so I don't need to sell you on them, OK? They do that "don't dream it's over" song, and others! We were going to stand in line and get some food in the stadium, but the lines were too long, way too long, so instead we found third row seats in the stands, hungry. Sitting in the third row allows a fairly unobstructed view, if you don't mind not really seeing the band up close. For that you need to be amongst the throngs standing on the field. I will say this, they sounded really great. I mean, like you'd hear on the radio, studio quality. I even posited they were lip singing (but mostly as a joke (especially the "singing" v. "synching" part)). Not that we were bored (we weren't), but we read books while we waited. Then they introduced a special guest up on stage. We were so far back that we couldn't truly make out who it was. The crowd went ape, though. He stuck around for a couple songs and then left. Turns out it was Eddie Vedder. All in all it was quite enjoyable. Take that for what it's worth (twenty cents on the open market).


And then a short break, and then:

The Shins - Samsung Mainstage (Memorial Stadium)
I am a fan of The Shins by nature, so I was pleased to see them. Of course, I am a casual fan, so I was pleased when the four songs I know were played. I rather enjoyed the other songs from my I'm-less-familiar-with category, so that's a nice testimonial for them. They played a great show, as expected. Everything was as expected.


We left The Shins' concert ten minutes before it ended for two reasons: hunger (primary driver), and to avoid the crowd (exiting), and because we kind of got it already (great as it was).

I opted for pizza (by the slice), and Erica for kabobbed chicken (on a stick). Neither of us chose alligator (on a stick), though it was being offered. We ate it (on the lawn), and then waited in a long ass line for ice cream (if you're wondering what any of this has to do with portroids, wait no more!). While in line (ice cream, remember?) we had our first random celebrity sighting ... Eugene Mirman!! I had already portroided him a year earlier, so we let him pass unmolested (lucky him).

Mostly for indoor events, you need to get in line early, like at least an hour early, so we did that. We got in line for our next performance like an hour early. It was ...

The Moth: Sex, Drugs, and Rock N' Roll Stories - Boeing Performing Arts Stage (Bagley Wright Theatre)
We had seen The Moth before (me? three times!) and really, really (double really) loved it. For those of you who don't know what it is, allow me to explain. Various people (usually some sort of performer or artist, but sometimes Joe Schmo or Average Joe (a Joe of some garden variety, though)) are given a topic and allowed ten minutes to tell a true story from their lives that relates to that topic. This performance lived up to the prior experiences I've had with The Moth. Very entertaining, funny, touching, and entertaining (double entertaining). I recommend, if you like good stories, you see The Moth. They perform monthly in NYC (with an everchanging roster of storytellers) and they also tour nationally.


We left as soon as it ended, not waiting around for the post-show signings, because we had to get in line for what we hoped would be our next event ...

Michael Ian Black and Todd Barry - Comedy Stage South (Charlotte Martin Theatre)
The line was long, and we didn't get in (to make a potential long story short).


We, though, gave that line the old college try. I called an old college buddy (CARL) and told him we wouldn't be able to meet for dinner after all because we were still full from our overindulgence in ice cream. We would meet the next day for breakfast. Oh, true indeed.

We left. Took the monorail back downtown. On the walk to our hotel, we saw Fred Armisen on the corner a block from our hotel. I had taken his portroid earlier this year, so we just crossed paths like the strangers we actually are.

I know you think this story should be over, but not quite. So far, it has been zero new portroids for me, but not for long!

Waiting at the elevator (slowest EVER) in our hotel was none other than Kristen Schaal. You may know her as Mel from Flight of the Conchords (if you don't, then shame on you!). I asked if I could take her picture, as we stepped into the elevator. She agreed, awkward though it seemed. Of course, by the time I was ready to take the picture, we had arrived at our floor. She suggested she just get off with us. We found an ideal spot for the picture and had some small talk about comedy and places to live (and to have lived) and we thanked her and stepped into our room (literally right there). I assume she got back on the elevator, but that's not for me to assume.

Anyway, after all that, here is the one portroid I took the first day of Bumbershoot:

Two more days to go!

Rick
portroids@hotmail.com

Go see The Frames, now!

I was not able to blog from Seattle because the internet connection in my hotel room was absolute garbage, but I will be posting up all the things I did and all the people I met and all the shows I saw and all the portroids I took. Very soon. Maybe even today.

But before I do that, I needed to post an urgent message to tell you, everyone, to go see The Frames. I saw them last night and they rock, absolutely! They are doing a mini tour of the United States starting last night in Seattle, continuing tomorrow in San Francisco. Get tickets!!

The lead singer, Glen Hansard, plays the main character in the film "Once" (which you should see, absolutely, if you have not already). I met him after the concert yesterday and he was perhaps the coolest, nicest person I've ever met, and yes, that includes you if I've met you. Sorry. You're just not as cool. Or as nice. And you definitely don't rock as hard. My apologies. Maybe you should step it up a little?

Anyway, he will be touring with The Frames on this mini-tour (I'll post dates at the end of this so you can rush out and see if you can find last minute tickets), and then he will be touring the US in November with The Swell Season (his other music project with his "Once" co-star Marketa Irglova). Those dates haven't been posted yet, as far as I can find.


Here are the dates (from their myspace page):

05 september 2007 ::
great american music hall, san francisco, ca
support: eleni mandell
info: http://www.musichallsf.com/

06 september 2007 ::
henry fonda theatre, los angeles, ca
support: eleni mandell
doors: 8PM
tickets: $16
info: http://www.henryfondatheater.com/

08 september 2007 ::
hideout, chicago
support: Andrew Bird
tickets: $35 (on sale: 03 july 2007)
info: http://www.hideoutchicago.com/

10 september 2007 ::
webster hall, new york, ny
support: Brendan O'Shea & Michael Brunnock
info: http://www.websterhall.com/

You can find links to purchase tickets on this site: http://www.theframes.ie/v4/news/dates.php



Don't say I didn't warn you when everyone else is on The Frames bandwagon and you're hitching your star to their wagon too late. It may already be too late. Probably is. Get onboard anyway. Nowabouts.

- Rick
portroids@hotmail.com

Bumbershoot - The Birthplace of Portroids (Not at Bumbershoot)

Tomorrow, I am going to Seattle to attend Bumbershoot. What does this mean for you portroid lovers out there? Maybe something, maybe nothing. One thing for sure is a maybe is involved.

As you may know, you know, from looking at my ever increasing collection of portroids, I am a fan of comedy. Mostly good comedy. My primary interest in the Bumbershoot Music* Festival

(*not the real name) is not the music, but, as you may have guessed from the lead-in, the comedians. Mostly the good ones.

Also, for you die-hard portroid trivia-hounds, you are definitely well aware that the last time I was in Seattle was the first time a portroid was ever taken. It is, in essence, the birthplace of portroids (though the conception was conceived in my mind years before and after gestating for those long years gave birth ~four years ago in Seattle (not at Bumbershoot)).

So, prepare for the possibility of one, no, or many new portroids from this long weekend of Labor Day Weekend fun!

Be Prepared!
Rick
portroids@hotmail.com



Note for portroids trivia-hounds (as if you didn't already know): Michael Ian Black, the first celebrity portroid, portroided in Seattle in 2003 (October), will be performing all three nights of the festival. Will he be portroided again? Find out soon. How soon? Sometime in the next few days, or next week probably.

BEASTIE BOYS (2 of 3)

Hi.

I met two of the Beastie Boys the other day. Thursday. On my lunch break. It was awesome.

Don't believe me?

I took their portroids (of course).

I hope that is sufficient proof.

MCA wanted to know if I have a portroid of David Lee Roth (I don't). Adrock wanted to know if I have a portroid of Richard Simmons (sadly, no).

I did not meet Mike D, so don't even ask. Thank you.

I also saw them in concert (gala show) the next night.

Don't believe me? (What's up with you not believing me? It's kind of random.)

I took pictures (see below, please):

Now, I hope that next time I tell you I met or saw somebody, you will believe me. That is my fondest hope.

Fondly,

Rick

portroids@hotmail.com